#but i still think its funny

[biblically-accurate-dca]

got your nose !!!!

[arachnid-party]

[problematicpooch]

i could never live in the hatchetverse because i’d be summoning the lords in black everyday just by vocal stimming the summoning ritual

[blazeismyname]

Mechanisms headcanon I just came up while writing

The Mechanisms love to just make random stupid ass references to the stories they sing about. Like, out of random Tim or Brian asks if there's a doormouse in the teapot. Or someone says something like "that fire" and Jonny just starts Gallahading all over the place.

[casthesixteenth]

[kinuhanino]

Jane: Again, we call that a traumatic event

Jane, turning to Cathy: Not a "bruh moment"

Jane, turning to Kat: Not a "major L"

Jane, turning to Anne: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"

[whakkicat]

i keep forgetting to post like 50% of the things ive made im sorry for the sudden pssam

[youmegravity]

After 586 pages and 98% into this lesbian erotica book they finally fuucked

[roxyco-deliverygirl]

I think it's very funny that a game about cannibalism and a very toxic relationship between siblings has better average reviews than baldurs gate 3

[pencilofawesomeness]

Hi! I was wondering if you have the canon ages of all the dragon slayers and by extension the rest of the fairy tail kids? Wasn’t sure if there was a post you had already or not but would still like to know! Thank you so much!!

Yessss yes I do. Though "canon" is a bit loose here, because I do a combination of pulling the canon ages as of X784 that the series gives us and then finagling them to birthdays, a list I have thanks to my wonderful friend @nijiryuu who is insane (/pos) and compiled a list of literally everyone. I changed a few for plot reasons but uhhhh yeah.

I know I posted the dragon slayer ages somewhere but here they are again: (ages in parentheses is how old they are in X784)

Erik: May 23, X764 (19/20)

Gajeel: March 13, X365 (18/19)

Natsu: December 24, X318 (18/19)

Wendy: May 8, X371 (12/13)

Sting: June 13, X371 (12/13)

Rogue: September 12, X371 (12/13)

Kinana: July 29, X764 (19/20)

Charle: May 19, X778 (5/6)

Happy: May 30, X778 (5/6)

Frosch: November 14, X778 (5/6)

Acnologia: May 16, X305 (479/480)

Laxus: April 21, X761 (22/23)

Erza: [December 6, X764] (19/20) *changed from X765

Jellal/Mystogan: April 2, X765 (18/19)

Gray: February 20, X766 (17/18)

Lucy: March 20, X767 (16/17)

Cana: [August 16, X765] (18/19)

Mirajane: June 22, X765 (18/19)

Lisanna: October 21, X767 (16/17)

Levy: September 25, X767 (17/18)

Droy: October 25, X766 (17/18)

Jet: January 24, X766 (17/18)

Freed: March 29, X764 (19/20)

Evergreen: September 3, X764 (19/20)

Bickslow: June 19, X762 (21/22)

They are definitely more but I think those are the main ones. At least the ones I look at because when I write them as babies I gotta know what I'm doing so I pull them out of the list into a separate list their year of birth and not just the birthday.

[yuricharisma]

Who would win, an original anime in it's first season about a girl band that's full CGI

or

The 7th season of one of the biggest shounen anime out there?

The answer may surprise you

[cezulian]

Imagine you’re Professor Utonium coming back from the store with your ingredients to create the perfect little girls, and on your way to your car some teenage green hooligan and his friends beat the shit outta you. Then later on one of your accidental superhero daughters has a huge crush on a boy and guess who it is.

[frozenwafflesagain]

The newsies as quotes from my IRL quote list

(Because I can’t sleep)

Jack: “I’M SAD TOO! AVENGE ME!”

Race: “Just like in real life, I’m all style and no substance.”

Davey: “I respect your opinion, but it’s a dumb one.”

Katherine: “I’m going to bed. You guys are annoying.”

Crutchie: “Everyone has to take a break from kicking New York’s ass.”

Specs: “I like to wear sunglasses because my eyes are dead but I have a warm smile.”

Albert: “If you didn’t want me to talk, you shouldn’t have said my name.”

Les: “If you want to learn a gang sign, I can show you one!”

Romeo: “I’m nothing but a man of missed opportunities.”

Finch: “If this is heaven, I don’t want to know what hell is like.”

Spot: “I thrive off of scorn from people I don’t respect.”

Jojo: “Cross that boat when it happens.”

Henry: “I would kill a man who is not nice for a steak.”

Elmer: “I know that’s not how morals actually work, but you should do it anyway.”

BONUS: “As they say in Newsies: eat the rich.” -my fiancé

[theloveinc]

*in an upper division writing class* they don't know i'm here for the reader insert fanfiction

[ezlo-x]

palico lore will always be funny to me. They get paid to hunt just like a human hunter. But since they're small anthropomorphic cats you always treat them like pets or babies. like your palico is grown ass man....cat

[spuddragon]

Shout out to my boy, Steve, who escaped his containment and was lost in my basement for like 2 weeks before we found him. He has since been put in a much more secure home with his roommates.